Hokay, so this is what you need to do.

go to maps.google.com

click "get directions"

put whatever you want for your starting location.

but somewhere in australia (wherever, doesn't matter) as where you want to go.

you will get results something like this:

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You should all go see this post by sexualjesus. But if you are too lazy to click over to see it, I am stealing it and reposting the entire thing here.

On rape:





28 facts:

I've just trimmed my friends list. Mostly I removed people who only post a few times a year. If you're not posting or commenting, I have no way to know you're there so I'm minimizing the chance of those who are basically total strangers from reading; after all, isn't that kind of the point behind my posts being friends locked?

Anyhow, it's not personal, so if I removed you and you want back, just let me know.

Put "(your name) needs" in Google and type up the top ten.

I didn't use the first ten that popped up because they didn't all make sense . . . but still . . . these are the first 10 that *did* make sense.

Here goes...

These problems indicate that Tonya needs additional tools to meet her educational ...
Tonya will need to use a combination of strategies and tools ... I suppose some tools could help me meet my education dot dot dot . . .

Subject: Tonya needs to get a life I've actually been hoping for a new life lately.

He and Tonya need to work more together if they want to win. ... Tonya needs to help out a little more. I'm not sure who "he" is, but if we're gonna win then of course we need to work together.

As for the Unfab 3…they need to get laid. Tonya needs to grow a spine…or at least deflate her chest….that might be pushing on her spine And here I've thought all along that my spine was what held my back up. And it's news to me that my chest was inflated to begin with.

Tonya needs a job everyone Is something going on with the job I have now? What are you trying to tell me here?

“Tonya needs a lot of attention, Tonya sucks at life, blah blah blah …” As if Tonya is the one that walks around naked. Of course. And, duh, I DO walk around naked. In the bathroom just before and after I shower, anyhow.

Tonya needs approval to solicit bids from the various banks in the district. Yes, because if he and I are going to win, we need money!

yes, i agree, great chapter! i hope it doesn't take to long for tara to find willow. tonya needs psychological help. she is off her rocker! So did the voices tell you that?

Tonya has been teaching language arts in an urban middle school for fifteen years. She needs to have credits for certification renewal in a gifted program ... That's one of the educational dot dot dot things I need.

Tonya, 14, needs advice from her older sister, Kayla, 19. Although she's still in her. early teens, Tonya had sex once before with her ex and regretted it. Because Kayla is the one I trust.

1. Comment here and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture using the mighty MS Paint.

2. You have no say in what I draw for you, or in how much it will suck!

3. Put this in your journal along with the pictures people drew for you.

( pictures for me )

From this article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/tv_and_radio/50eats_index.shtml
The BBC asked people to vote for the top 50 things everyone should try a bite of in their lifetime.
Bold the ones you've eaten (even a bite counts).


The top 50
1. Fresh fish
2. Lobster
3. Steak
4. Thai food
5. Chinese food
6. Ice cream
7. Pizza
8. Crab
9. Curry
10. Prawns
11. Moreton Bay Bugs
12. Clam chowder
13. Barbecues
14. Pancakes
15. Pasta
16. Mussels
17. Cheesecake
18. Lamb
19. Cream tea
20. Alligator
21. Oysters
22. Kangaroo
23. Chocolate
24. Sandwiches
25. Greek food
26. Burgers
27. Mexican food
28. Squid
29. American diner breakfast
30. Salmon
31. Venison
32. Guinea pig
33. Shark
34. Sushi
35. Paella -- I don't know what this is
36. Barramundi -- or this either
37. Reindeer
38. Kebab
39. Scallops
40. Australian meat pie
41. Mango
42. Durian fruit -- ?
43. Octopus
44. Ribs
45. Roast beef
46. Tapas
47. Jerk chicken/pork
48. Haggis
49. Caviar
50. Cornish Pastry

I'm jealous of the kids I teach.

Their biggest worries are things like Susie wanting to play with somebody different today or Nathaniel throwing bark.

They don't have to worry about next year or next month or even next week.

It totally makes their day when the garbage truck comes during recess, because then they can watch him pick up the dumpster and empty it, and that's just the coolest thing ever . . . Disney World isn't even that exciting.

Yeah, I want to be five again. This being an adult stuff is a pile of crap.

I want to whack all of my hair off . . . like, entirely.

I need pictures of very short curly hair styles that are relatively low maintenance.

Gentlewomen (and gentlemen, too), start your search engines.

Go!

I'm sending cutesy kiddy Pink-And-Red-Heart-Day cards this year.

Would anybody who isn't on my normal mailing list like one? If so, either comment with a snail mail address or email it to eris1981@yahoo.com

I'll be screening comments if you want to do it that way.

I haven't posted in a while . . . and I feel like I should post tonight, but I don't really want to.

So this is just to let you all know I'm alive.

Perhaps I'll feel chattier later.

xoxoxo

I've become mildly obsessed/paranoid with tropical weather after Katrina, so I spend a lot of time at the National Hurricane Center website. I find the year's summary of the hurricane season interesting, as I've just sat here and read it . . . it's basically a brief summary of this year's significant tropical activity. I'm putting the text behind the cut.

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There is a new tropical depression. By tomorrow, it will be tropical storm Gamma. How great is that?

Poll #596106 Because.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9

What do you have as your desktop wallpaper?

How many links are in your favorites list?

Look to the right of your monitor/screen. What's the first thing you see?

What should you be doing right now (that you're procrastinating by filling out this poll)?

Tell me something totally random.

Another tropical depression in the Carribean, headed to the Gulf.


Nice.

I'm in a poll kinda mood lately. Sue me. AND yes James, I realize there are more possible answers for all of these questions, but the two options bit is part of the fun.

Poll #587853 This or That, part 2
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 15

To get clean . . .

And speaking of getting clean . . .

While driving . . .

Fast food . . .

Shoes . . .

Extreme temperatures . . .

Communicating . . .